Sunday, July 20, 2008

the dark knight




Ha, ha, ha. Why so serious???

The inclusion of two face harvey made the great storyline awesome. IMO, the villians outdid the hero. The joker was really sadistic. The most sicko villian i ever seen. He caused godzillas of destruction. Two face was the classical good guy to bad guy. Like he said, you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

Even better than spiderman 1 i think, albeit there being no romantic scenes. There was even more action than transformers.

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iduntellu at 3:44 PM

Friday, July 11, 2008

Super Ant Forces

There are many ant nests around. Some bigger than others. Some containing more ants than others. Some with better instruments to defend themselves from other colonies than others.

In this particular nest, there are different types of ants. In this nest, male ants, upon reaching the ripe age of 18 days old gets recruited into the Super Ant Forces.

The red ones, the fittest of the ants are the elite ones. The are able to crawl 2.4dm in under 9.15 seconds. They can glide down from trees, go underwater, do watever crazy stunts deemed as suicidal by the other type of ants. They do everything, for honour and glory, and have the respect of all the other ants.

The khaki (or golden as they like to be called) ants are only slightly behind the red ants in terms of physical capability. They are more rational and do less crazy stunts than the red ones. They train as hard as the red ants, but are always behind them. They are always ready to strike, anywhere, anytime.

The black (or olive green) ants are the cavaliers of the colony. Swift and decisive, they operate vehicles with mass firepower, and are the frontline when attacking other ant nests. One distinctive feature of black ants is that all of them are able to consume wild boars and pigs, compared to most of the law enforcement ants, and fire fighting ants.

The green ants, are the meat bags when the Super Ant Forces engage with other colonies. You see them almost everywhere. They number the most. They forge ahead, defending the colony with courage, strength, and tenacity.

There are also the blue ants. They are supposed to support the red, khaki, black and green ants when they engaged with enemy ants. They are supposedly the backbone and integral part of the Super Ant Forces. Without them, the other ants would be said to not be able to defend the colony properly. They are told this so they would be able to take pride in themselves. But the other ants view them as chao keng, even though some of them would like to be ants of other colours.

There are also other different types of ants in this ant nest. There are the flying ants, the swimming ants, the law enforcement ants, and the fire fighting ants. They have a much better life, compared to the red khaki black green and blue ants with the exception of the swimming ants. Flying ants and law enforcement ants get to go their own cell everyday while the rest have to stay in the Super Ant Forces camps. Fire fighting ants work one day and gets two days of rest.

But whatever, this Super Ant Forces is just wayang. They would not be able to resist enemy attacks if the enemy does indeed want to attack.

iduntellu at 11:59 PM